"I Am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that " I Do" is the longest sentence?

Ever wonder about people who spend $2 a piece on those little bottles of Evian water? Spell Evian backwards... NAIVE

OK..so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as "Jags" and the Tampa Bay Bucaneers are known as the "Bucs" what does that make the Tennessee Titans?

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so i wondered what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Do Lipton Tea employess take coffee breaks?

What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it??

If you take an Oriental person and spin then around several times. Do they become disoriented?

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Arent they just stale bread to begin with?

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it FED UP?

Why do they put picutres of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them?Why dont they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen caook for them while they deliver the mail?

If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts" and you put your two cents in..what happened to the other penny?