We're about to get angry, we're about to get mean,

We're about to get medieval on that gasoline.

Chevron, Mobile, Texaco, why you gotta keep taking all my dough?

Hess, BP, Aamco, are we gonna pay your prices? HELL NO!

Chevron, Mobile, Texaco, why you gotta keep taking all my dough?

Hess, BP, Aamco, are we gonna pay your prices? HELL NO!

 Hey VMK can we borrow some cash?

No I'm broke, I spent it all on gas.

We cry together, we die together,

Gas prices make us drive together.

When I was a kid gas was 89 cents,

Now gas costs more than paying the rent.

Somebody's get rich off all this gas,

Let me find who it is so I can kick their ****!

Alien's are laughing at us,

Cause we can't drive, we gotta take the bus.

Whoever made these prices should be banished,

Hey VMK rip the mic in Spanish.

 

***VMK RAPS IN SPANISH***

 

OHHHH, I'm so mad,

Cause now I gotta get a ride from my dad.

Chevron, Mobile, Texaco, why you gotta keep taking all my dough?

Hess, BP, Aamco, are we gonna pay your prices? HELL NO!

Chevron, Mobile, Texaco, why you gotta keep taking all my dough?

Hess, BP, Aamco, are we gonna pay your prices? HELL NO!

La-di da-ti I can't drive nobody,

I use a bicycle sucka when I pick up a hottie.

Uncle Same hear my plea,

I can't even afford Mickey D's.

 La-di da-ti I can't drive nobody,

I use a bicycle sucka when I pick up a hottie.

Uncle Same hear my plea,

I can't even afford Mickey D's.

 Ahhhhhh HELL NO!

I SAID HELL NO!

I'm up in the microphone booth spittin the thruth.

I wish I could use Mountain Dew as fuel.

Yo gas gougers, I'm challenging you to a duel!