Wednesday, September 19, 2007, 11:51 AM EST [General]
----------------------------------------------- Date: 17 Sep 2007 18:43 Subject: My Mask
Hello all. I have had a lot of people email and ask me how long I have been wearing my mask. For those who don't know: I am attempting to break a world record. The record i am is chasing is the longest amount of time a human has worn a mask. The record is 39 days in a row. I am on day 4. I must say that this is tougher then i thought. This stunt is beginning to play mind games with me. I have had a tough time fitting into regular society as a masked man. I tried to go to the store yesterday but the security nabbed me before I could go in. The same thing happened to me today when i went to get a sub. I am now restricted to the my apt. This record will be tough. Some have even said that this is the one stunt that may even break me. Today has been a rough day in my quest to greatness. This stunt is dedicated to you...THE PEOPLE!!! Remember that I love you all and BIGFOOT IS REAL!!!
I want to copywright the word "the". Can I do that??? I also, want someone to throw chicken bones off my left foot while they use a brittish accent. Any takers???
on a sidenote: Don't ever ask a woman if she has a wig on? If she doesnt...she will get upset with you and tell you that you belong in a place called"Club Hell"!!! Man I love this country!!!
I was wondering if anyone could throw noodles off my knee caps. It is for science I promise. Im so close to having the math system I am inventing done and finished. Also, I love honey mustuard. Man, it makes me feel safe. Ahhhhhand I cant believe Barry Bonds broke the all time homerun record. Man...a lot of changes!!! I just hope the world doesnt turn into a robotic war zone. Damn Goverment!!!
Remember that ilove you all and BIGFOOT IS REAL!!!
The goverment wants to always throw the American people into the spin zone. They hide the fact that we have had alien lifeform visit here on planet Earth. Also, the goverment also has lied about landing on the moon. In fact, I feel there is a very good chance the moon we see is actually not there. It is an illusion. Trust me. I know it sounds weird but would it really shock you if you found out that the moon is fake? I don't think so.!!!
On a sidenote...I watched the hit show "Boy Meets World" yesterday. Man, that Mr. Feeny is totally awesome.
Remember that I love you all and BIGFOOT IS REAL!!!
Am I really the only one who believes that paying for water is the biggest scam ever!!! It is free from GOD. Why on earth would we have to pay for something that is free? Not to mention...Water tastes like crap. It gives me a headache and is soooooo freaking bland. I say HELL NO TO H2O. Dont be a victim any longer. There is death on the streets and it is called water. Im sorry, i have to go. I'm getting a little heated right now. The topic of water gets me fired up. Drop the bottle water and pick up a Coke!!! HELL NO TO H2O!!!
Remember that I love you all...and BIGFOOT IS REAL!!!
