I had to swallow Cayenne pepper today on the show. Hands down top 3 worse things i had to for the show. Also, I cant stop thinking about the voices coming from my closet. Oh America, What a country!!!

 

Please solve 4+1=goats x 3.14(robots-1/3)=? please solve for goats. I love you all and REMEMBER THAT BIGFOOT IS REAL!!!

Im looking for a girl that can act like a Brittish Bill Cosby. Anybody out there that can help will recieve a box of chicken bones and dog hair. I know that sounds weird but it is honestly in the name of science. The chicken bones, and hair are part of my math system I have been trying to create for the last 3 years. Try and solve this equation  3+life x eggs(tranquility - a faceless man)= ?  please solve for the faceless man. Sidenote- please show all work.

Jason's lottery numbers- 1-2-5-37-39-44 Good luck!!!

 

 

Remember I love You All And BIGFOOT IS REAL!!!

Man, What a day!!! For some reason Marianna's eyes have reminded me of circular sausages all morning. Im not sure why but I think I'm gonna try to talk Kevin into opening a wig shop. Man I love wigs. The time is now to strike when it comes to wigs. Im also looking foer someone to act like a robot and throw chicken lo mein at my neck. Any takers??? Trust me...it is for science.

 Remember I love you all BIGFOOT IS REAL!!!

 

Happy Friday everybody!!! Sorry I have not been on here much. I have been having a lot of trouble with the restless ghosts and spirits in my apartment!!!  I had an weird dream the other night. It was about this woman who kept throwing her brothers mustache hair at my dog. I wonder what that meant. Thats it for me. Remember I love you all and BIGFOOT IS REAL!!!