.:Police Posing As Pedestrians...
And they're nabbing speeders left and right...arrrgggghhhh

.:Are You That Guy
If you don't know who that guy is, than you probably are that guy

.:Councilman Tries To Ban Saggy Pants
What is this 1994?  No one cares about saggy pants anymore

.:Are You Sexually Satisfied??
I'm assuming if you're taking this quiz that you aren't

.:Shoe Truck Crashes
And instead of helping the woman just pulled over and stole the shoes

.:FridgeWatcher.com
You watch friedges...it's pretty self explanatory

.:Would You Trade Cell Ads For Free Service???
It's a question that's being raised and the iPhone's at the forefront

.:NASA Workers Asked To Save Urine
No joke...this was an actual memo sent out to all staff at NASA

.:Man Finds 7" Knife In His Sandwich
And now there about to name Subway after him...ok maybe not

.:Thank You David Beckham
Not for your athletic skill but for the half tuck

.:CNN Loses Credibility
But it was still funny to see Rainn Wilson from The Office doing weather

.:The Definition Of Irony
When you become a finalist in a McDonald's jingle contest after robbing one 12 years prior

.:Mistresses Going Down
Mainly because of the economy...yes you heard right...the economy

.:S&M Barbie...
Duhhh this is getting flack...I wonder why??

.:Teen Hospitalized For Severe Burns
This is what happens when you live in a tanning booth...literally

.:Girl Missing For 5 Weeks
And the mother never called the cops!!! Read on here

.:Starbucks Closing
I've heard they're shutting down over 20 Starbucks in our area....here's their official announcement

.:Karaoke Shooting In Falls Church
This is not what I expect from karaoke but I guess ex-theater kids can be intense

.:Funniest Mug Shot T-shirts
It's like these people knew they were getting arrested later on

.:Grossest Story Of The Day
A man was so upset about his eviction that he cut his own head off with a chainsaw

.:DC Is Getting Skinny
Congrats DC you have dropped spots in the fattest states chart

.:One Reason I'm Not A Rapper
Because if I was I would proabably have a horrible rap name like these guys

.:How To Cancel Plans
You know its soooo hard to do in person so here's some pointers

.:Columbia Makes List Of Most Liveable Cities
Yeah Columbia holding it down for the burbs...read the article here

.:10 People You Don't Want To Meet At A Bar
I for once agree with a list 100%...see it here

.:Woman Gets In Fight Over Refusal To Cook
If you want your wife to cook for you I wouldn't reccomend threatening her

.:Woman Hides Newborn To Conceal Double Life
This is one of thsoe stories that just tick me off sooooo much

.:Cops Arrest Woman After Argument
Did I mention she was deaf and she donkey punched the cop...ok maybe not the punch part

.:Priest Attacks Woman On Airplane
This is not what they teach in the priesthood hahaa

.:Man Fakes Death Using CSI Plot
This has got to be the weirdest story I've read in a few weeks

.:Kanye's Absolut Ad
If Kanye ruled the world this is how it would look

.:Banner Towing Plane Crashes...
Do you think the company that paid for it got their money back??

.:RV Backs Into Police Car
If you're saying "that's it?" than I'll also mention it was on fire

.:Do You Sleepwalk??  Naked??
Who knew 90% of sleepwalkers were naked...hahahahaa

.:Injured Firefighter Somehow Wins Bodybuliding Competition
How can you be injured and still working out enough to bodybuild??

.:Remember Step By Step??
Well the Suzanne Sommers who played the mom just showed her cooch on HSN

.:Is Lying To Your Kids OK??
If you ask me it is, because I'm not about to see my baby cry when she finds out exactly how she was made

.:Man Kills Himself With Chainsaw
This is the most gruesome thing ever just for an eviction notice

.:Man Torn Apart By Zoo Bears
This is what happens when you drink and photograph bears

.:Man Rams News Crew With Wheelchair
This is probably the 2nd funniest video of the day minus Suzanne Sommers

.:25 Bar Pick Up Lines
If these don't work I don't know what else will

.:Priest Attacks Young Woman On Airplane
This is not what you learn in priest school...I've never been but I can guess

.:7 Signs You're A Cell Phone Addict
These are really weird things to do but if it's you all the better

.:Vatican Asks To Reveal Virgin Mary Painting
I guess they really want to see her breast feeding Jesus

.:How To Deal With A Cheating Woman
This isn't the most upbeat story, but if you need it you need it

.:Lasers Blind Russian Ravers
And they all thought they just drank too much...(you can laugh now)

.:OHHH NOOOO THEY BROKE UP!!!
The funniest couple in Hollywood have just called it quits...cry with me now

.:Crane Falls On Home
And than the workers fled to leave the people with a much bigger mess than they expected

.:Commissioner Cursed With Voodoo
What would you do if you found a voodoo doll with your picture on it??

.:Waffle House Wedding
We need to do one ASAP!!!!  This is awesome

.:Is It A Scooby Doo Scenario Or News Story??
Do you need to waste 10 minutes today??  You're welcome...

.:Samy's Marijuana Minute
Guess which one of your favorite 90's pop rockers has finally revealed the truth

.:Why Idiots Microwave Their Cell Phones
Ugghhh if you plan on ever eating out of it again I wouldn't reccomend this

.:Mr T Thinks Racewalking Is For Sissies
Haha...well I do too so now we can be best friends

.:How To Treat Your Husband
They say to treat him like a dolphin??  I don't know about that

.:Want To Help People And Take Off Your Clothes??
This could be just up your alley if you're a person like me...

.:Want To Make "IT" Bigger
This might be your way to getting more girls...I'm just saying

So my Gall Bladder gave up and now is sitting in a jar on my mantle...  I'll be back soon!!!  Until than you can compare your Gall Bladder to mine