.:19 Year Old Elected Mayor of Oklahoma City!
Only in a small town would something like this happen..

.:Hamburger Buns Near the Toilet?
This restaurant is in trouble--would you want to eat food that was made near the can?

.:Solar Powered Bra to Help Go Green..But No Clothes!
It's a good idea--but ladies, would you be willing to go naked to save the planet??

.:"Yo Gabba Gabba!" on Nickelodeon is Fun For College Kids Who Are High!
So apparently, high college kids watch this show for fun while they are high..

.:Fantasia Going Nuts On American Idol
How did America vote such a loony as their Idol??

.:Samy's Pager Rodeo
We sent him out yesterday to break into the intercom/pager systems of department stores and sing...I would call today's Samy's clip a success!!!

.:Gas Price Stress Makes People Less Productive at Work
Gas prices stress us all out, but are you not doing your work well enough because of it?

.:How Evil Are You??
This quiz will tell you the answer

.:Cat Calling: Creepy or a Compliment?
Ladies, do you like it when guys holla' at you or are you like "noooo way!"??

.:Experts Say that Plastic Surgery is a Good Idea if You Want To Boost Your Career!
Apparently you have to look good to be successful..what happened to just being qualified and smart??

.:The Top 10 Corniest 80's TV Theme Songs
There were just oh so many, but take a look at the top 10!

.:Boy Crashes His Dad's Ferrari!!
Oh man..I'm glad that wasn't me..check it out..

.:Calculate Your Weight in Bologna and Other Stuff!
You have to try this out..you can find how much you'd be worth if you were bologna, a bag of pretzels, and all sorts of crazy stuff..

.:Sarah Jessica Parker Has Old Lady Hands!
This is so gross--but of course, you are gonna have to see it!

.:"Secret Millionaire" is Going to Make a Millionaire Know What it's Like to be Poor
This new show on Fox is going to be nuts--and the millionaire has to give up some money at the end!

.:Get Ready For New Slang!
Make sure that you are up to date so you know what people are talking about!

.:Your Daily Birth Control Reminder!
Ladies, if you do not want to get pregnant, BE SURE to be consistent with your birth control!

.:Help Bring Adam Cook Back!!
David Cook's brother needs fan donations if he wants to get to see David in the finale!

.:Do NOT Sit in the Middle Seat on a Plane
After reading this article, trust us,  you will NOT want to sit in the middle..