.:Police Posing As Pedestrians...
And they're nabbing speeders left and right...arrrgggghhhh

.:Are You That Guy
If you don't know who that guy is, than you probably are that guy

.:Councilman Tries To Ban Saggy Pants
What is this 1994?  No one cares about saggy pants anymore

.:Are You Sexually Satisfied??
I'm assuming if you're taking this quiz that you aren't

.:Shoe Truck Crashes
And instead of helping the woman just pulled over and stole the shoes

.:FridgeWatcher.com
You watch friedges...it's pretty self explanatory

.:Would You Trade Cell Ads For Free Service???
It's a question that's being raised and the iPhone's at the forefront

.:NASA Workers Asked To Save Urine
No joke...this was an actual memo sent out to all staff at NASA

.:Man Finds 7" Knife In His Sandwich
And now there about to name Subway after him...ok maybe not

.:Thank You David Beckham
Not for your athletic skill but for the half tuck

.:CNN Loses Credibility
But it was still funny to see Rainn Wilson from The Office doing weather

.:The Definition Of Irony
When you become a finalist in a McDonald's jingle contest after robbing one 12 years prior

.:Mistresses Going Down
Mainly because of the economy...yes you heard right...the economy

.:S&M Barbie...
Duhhh this is getting flack...I wonder why??

.:Teen Hospitalized For Severe Burns
This is what happens when you live in a tanning booth...literally

.:Girl Missing For 5 Weeks
And the mother never called the cops!!! Read on here

.:Starbucks Closing
I've heard they're shutting down over 20 Starbucks in our area....here's their official announcement

.:Karaoke Shooting In Falls Church
This is not what I expect from karaoke but I guess ex-theater kids can be intense