.:The Next Baby Boom
Baby rates are sky high and I guess that's why they're calling it that

.:The Man Knows Everything Thanks To Your Printer
Did you know your printer left marks on your paper that traces your info

.:Dark Knight Sets Records
We all knew it would and guess what it did??

.:Laught Factory Owner Wants To Fine Jesse Jackson
After the whole Kramer incident they feel Jesse Jackson so be held responsible

.:Local Man Loses Bet And Goes Homeless
This is one of those bets that you never actually go through with...like when you bet a million dollars

.:Teacher Jailed Over Keg Party
The illegal part was selling it to dozens of underage kids

.:Front Wheel Of Moped Breaks Off
Mmmmhmmm...Samy you should watch out now on your little yellow scooter

.:Old Men Pickier In Choosing Sex Partners
Sarah it looks like you must have been the cream of the crop for Old Man Ed

.:Ditch Your Dating Fears
If you're single and afraid this article may be useful

.:Selling Pets For Gas Money
Ok this is really sad story...come on people

.:The Torture Playlist
If you ever get into a tiff with the FBI they'd use these songs to get you out

.:Officer Accused Of Threatening Starbucks
This is not what I would call being an exemplerary officer

.:Gas Prices Cause Women To Strip
First they're selling their pets and now they're taking off their pants

.:Drunkest Cities
Here's another list giving DC a bad rap

.:Man Strips And Steals Mannequin
Did I mention it was in a sex shop??  Well he did it in a sex shop

.:Helicopter Fishing?!?!
I wouldn't reccomend doing this but to each their own

.:Eating Soy Causes Memory Loss
But at least your wealthy...what were we talking about??

.:Magic Eraser Burns Daughter's Arm
Did I mention she was trying to get rid of the daughters tattoo