.:Moby Warns About Sleeping Pills
And somehow his warning includes a 50 year old woman passing gas

.:Want To Break Up WIth Someone Easily??
It's called Slydial and its about to become your new best friend

.:Man Dresses Like Bear And Shoots Teen
This is not what I call a fun Saturday night...read on here

.:Trash The Dress
This is what you do when you have a few grand to throw away

.:10 Things To Eliminate From Your Diet
That is unless you're trying to become large (and in charge)

.:How To Confuse Asparagus For Condoms
This is a pretty big thing to screw up in your computer system

.:Men More Likely To Die On Anniversary Of Loved One
That's pretty much the story but if you want to read more you can here

.:10 Artists Who Should Stop Making Music
No Soulja Boy on this list, but a good one none the less

.:Vegan Sandwish Cooked In Chicken Grease
Is it just me or did KFC miss the whole point??

.:Like Coke??
The beverage is about to skyrocket in price post Labor Day

.:Medical Students Share Too Much Info
Ughhh all these stories on Facebook are starting to get annoying...if you don't want to find it, don't look at it

.:Top 10 Strip Tease Songs
Men got to decide and this is what they chose

.:Dogs Used For Sex Acts Sent To Animal Shelter
The family that adopts these dogs is in for a rude awakening one day after the shower

.:40% Of Gamers Are Women
Than why are there so many virgins??  I'd think guys and girls would put it together

.:Cop Steals From Girl Scouts
This is not what I call exemplary behavior

.:Teen Accused Of Strangling Girl
All because she saw it in a movie...read on here

.:Woman Tries To Murder Friend With Peanuts
This is probably the most ridiculous story I've read in a while

.:Great Gun Prank
When you tell your wife not too touch the gun this is the least she deserves

.:Britney Lets Son Play With Smokes
Its not like she let the kid smoke the jacks

.:Curious Cat Gets Caught In Mason Jar
Hahaha...this is hilarious for some cruel reason

.:Woman Runs Sword Through Foot
Good...I'm glad she's a genius (and by genius I mean moron)