.:The Best New Thing For Your Cell Phone
You can call anyone and have it come up as someone else...no joke

.:5 Ways To Get Your Sex Life Going
Guys...this article is for the ladies but if you really want to read it

.:Do Not Push The Emergency Button
If it says "do not push" you probably shouldn't push it

.:McDonald's Remix Winner Not A Convict
Sorry but McDonald's doesn't believe in irony and didn't award the man who robbed them

.:Save A Buck While Flying
You'll have to ship your luggage in advance but come on think about how stress free it would be

.:Pregnant Dog Saves Family From Fire
I love Lassie saves the day stories...they make me feel warm and fuzzy

.:Your 20% More Attractive Than You Think You Are
If this makes you feel better than hell yeah...if not its still a good article

.:Pet Rabbit Saves Family
Wait!?!?  Why do you have a pet rabbit roaming around like a dog

.:Smartest Kid In The World
He left his day care and was found at Hooters...future president of the US

.:1/10 Of Women Are Damaging Breasts
This is the biggest travesty I've ever heard of!!  We need to right this wrong

.:Want To Talk To Your Kids About Sex??
Well they say to read Cosmo or watch a soap and than take the dive

.:Flavored Breast Milk
I can't make something up like this...anyone want some menthol breast milk

.:Former Obese Man Still Miserable
He lost all the weight but now the excess skin is the main issue

.:Need Help With Your "O"
Well now it looks like a mix of antidepressants and Viagra can do the trick

.:The Knife That Explodes Your Organs
Mmmm...I really don't see any practical use for this, but it's still sweet

.:Officer Nearly Killed By Drunk Driver
This isn't what I call a good night on the job

.:Dinosaur Loose In The Museum
Nothing's funnier than seeing little kids scared pantsless by a fake dinosaur

.:You're Only 11 Days Away From Financial Ruin
Did you know that most American's couldn't survive more than 11 days without a job??

.:The Mini Motel
More people are being forced to sleep in airports, so this odd invention could end up being handy