.:Dog Saves Newborn
This is an amazing story, but it's still kinda sad

.:Handshakes Are Sooooo Important
Who knew it would end up being more important than your resume

.:One Legged Prostitute Dies
And to know it happened by falling out of her wheelchair is just sad

.:Roaches Race Decide Presidential Election
If this is true than you can call him President McCain

.:Gaydar Is Real!!!
I'm not just saying this because....there is scientific prrof now

.:10 People Who Deserve A Reality Show
I agree with like half the people on this list...especially Spitzer's assistant

.:Mom Spikes Baby's Bottle
Don't they make things that get baby's to stop crying other than wine???

.:Phelps To Write A Book
I'm glad he's capitalizing on his kicking a**...

.:Heteroflexible
It's pretty much what it sounds like it is...girls kissing girls

.:Cleavage At Work??
I say YAY!!!  But I'm assuming a lot more people would say nay...

.:5.7 Years Wasted In Meetings
This is a disturbing fact which one more reason why you need a cell phone with games

.:Hot Pockets Recalled...
Not just 1 or 2 but 200,000 lbs of the tasty creations

.:5 Times The Legal Limit
And did I mention this also is his 5th DUI...TAKE HIS CAR AWAY!!

.:Film Mistaken For Armed Robbery
This is what happens when you don't inform police that you're filming a robbery scene

.:Cuban Athlete Knocks Out Referee
This takes the cake as far as bad sportsmanship during this Olympics

.:How To Avoid Cancer
They say a positive attitude is all it takes...and maybe an apple

.:Extra Pounds Mean Extra Fees
If you don't get fit by next year you could see your free gov't insurance become not so free

.:The Self Defense Umbrella
It definitely doesn't look as suspicious as a gun would

.:Flashlight Makes You Barf
This has got to be the oddest non-lethal weapon ever...

.:Helmets For Babies
This could've saved Samy a long time ago...see it here

.:Man Buried In Lay Z Boy Chair
Ok this is even better than the guy who was standing during his wake

.:The Transgender Janitor
The best part is how you should share this information with your child

.:Pregnant Woman Kicks Some A**
This is awesome and I think they should make a show like COPS but with expecting mothers

.:Britneys Sticky And Sweet Video
The tour has had so much hype...and here's the Spear's video