.:Teacher/Student Brawl!!!!
This is like a UFC fight but in a classroom....

.:50 Words Women Hate
Samy says at least 45 of these on a daily basis...no wonder he's still single

.:Man Gets High Off HIs Dog
Well off his dog's medication at least...read on here

.:$75 Limit On Gas Pumps Piss Me Off
I'm glad that I'm not the only one who has issues with this!!  SUV's UNITE!!!!!

.:School's Ban Birthday Cakes
It's part of their new healthy initiative and it's gonna make a 9 year old cry

.:More Public Embarassment For Trouble Making Teens
He's another story of a kid being forced to hold up a sign in public for breaking the law

.:Want Kids??
Don't date a painter than because word on the street is they aren't fertile

.:Mtv Movie Awards Update
In case you missed it we have all the pics here

.:Thieves With Fashion Sense
Would you call a thong on your face as fashionable??  I would

.:SarahJessicaParkerLooksLikesAHorse.com
Haha...if you love Sex and the City you'll hate this website

.:Court Clerk Nixes Nuptials
If you were dressed and ready and someone said they were "tired and hungry" and couldn't perform your wedding... What do you think you'd do...

.:Man Kicked Off Plane For Wearing A Transformers Shirt
When was Erick flying around Europe??  Ohhh there's another adult who wears Transformer shirts...my bad

.:Man Uses Syringe To Moisten Women's Feet
You've got it right...this is just another creepy guy story

.:Authoer Drops $10k Out Of Plane
I guess if you can't convince them to buy your book, you should just bribe them

.:9 Cool Jobs...That Pay Well
Hate your job??  These people don't and for good reason

.:Skydivers Jump After Plane Crashes
Wait...they survived so they jumped before it crashed

.:Aliens Attack!!!!
Supposedly that's whats happening if these pics are real

.:Could You Please Spell _______
You'll never believe what was asked at the Spelling Bee

.:Computer Reads Minds!!!
That's what this new gadget can supposedly do

.:Does Maryland Have The Worst Drivers??
I didn't say it...these fancy researchers did

.:Teacher Dies Minutes After Retiring
You bust your butt for 35 years with snot nosed kids and this is how you're repaid??

.:Is That A UFO?
Ohh no it's just an over zealous guy proposing..hahaha

.:Ex Wife Must Pay Alimony
This is what I call a good deal for the ex-husband

.:Worst FBI Agent Ever!!!
He slept with a suspects wife.....now you know why...

.:Free Mowing For Mom's!!!!
No more depending on the neighborhood kids...get the details here

.:Feds Seize Cocaine Jesus
I didn't make this up...it's too funny to be made up

.:Four Day Work Week
Think about all the gas it could save you...did I mention the three day weekend??

.:Celebs Farting!!!
You can tell which story on the website is Samy's can't you??

.:Vegans Protest BBQ's
Well I don't like the smell of burnt carrots either...so HA!!

.:Alien Or Puppet??
The video was released on Friday and it's up to you to decide if it's real or not

.:Sexiest Rock Star Spawn
No where on this list will you see Rumer Willis...

.:Why You Should Buy Your Woman Wii Fit
If this video doesn't convince you to buy the Wii you should hang up your man card

.:Bride Gets Shot At Own Wedding
This is the most ridiculous interview ever!!!  Read on

.:Sex And The City
Surprise surprise...no men were in sight for the preview
PS:Take this quiz to see which one of the girls you are

.:At Least Mariah Can Sing
Because she clearly has no career ever in baseball

.:101 Year Old Gets License Renewed?!?!
This is absolutely ridiculous...we're gonna hear about her in the news in a few weeks

.:Drive To Blockbuster To Download A Movie
It's like driving to the library to look at Youtube...makes no sense?!?!

.:Don't Take CPR Lessons In Germany
Because it could be some hidden camera prank and you've just made out with a doll

.:Workout Shouts Lead To Assault
Looks like his grunts went a little too far that day in spin class

.:Unhealthiest Drinks
You're gonna be surprised when you read this...really really surprised

.:Woman Stabs Ex For Being A Gay
I mean in her defense, he did live in her house

.:Carbon Party
WIth all the "green" stuff going on this was only bound to happen

.:Need A Quick Present??
Buy a ghost in a bottle and never get laid again

.:Does MD Have The Worst Drivers
Don't send your hate to me...I didn't do the research

.:Lost Your Phone??
This could be the most amazing website ever...

.:Video Diary Tracks Eating Disorder
This is a pretty intense video and I hope she gets help

.:Carbon Ration Cards
How you would like to be told you couldn't spend more than X amount on energy???

.:Rambo The Taxi Cab Cat
This is gonna be Samy in 20 years...no joke

.:Clay Aiken To Have A Kid
WHAT?!?!  Ohh no does this mean it's the end of the world???

.:Monkey Controls Bionic Arm
The last thing I want is monkey's controlling robots

.:Middle School Teacher In Trouble
At least this one didn't sleep with a student but this is still inappropriate

.:Gas For Blood??
This isn't a political ad...it's Red Cross's new fundraising effort

.:No Gas = No Boobies
Without that extra cash strippers are feeling the pain