.:Can You Guess These Movie Titles
If you need to waste some time this will definitely help

.:Parents More Worried About Video Games
How has this become more of an issue than alcohol??

.:Teen Bathes At Burger King
And somehow this is his birthday tradition...

.:No Smoking In Movies
That's the new push for Hollywood and for the under 18's

.:New Phishing Scam For Text
If you get random text messages asking for personal info, don't do it...DUH!!!!

.:E-mail Is No Longer Cool
Ohh no it's gonna be like carbs soon and no one is gonna want it

.:Walking And Texting Not Cool
They are trying to ban this and I'm not kidding

.:Facebook Has Worms
Not like your dog does but the kind that ruin your computer

.:Gay Street Will Stay
A church has just lost their fight to change the street name

.:I Seen Beyonce At Burger King
Haha I don't know why but this makes me laugh sooooo much

.:Angelina Jolie Will Ruin Your Computer
I know she looks good but those "pictures" will only crash your comp

.:Married Folks Healthier Than Singles
But not by much so don't get too comfortable in that Lay-Z-Boy

.:Tropic Thunder Gets Boycotted
This isn't looking good for a movie that hasn't even opened yet

.:25 Ways To Get Healthier
These tips don't even look that hard to follow...read them here

.:No More Dogs In School
A certain group is trying to ban hot dogs in school because they cause cancer?!?!

.:Ketchup Slide Competition
What else do you expect from a Hamburger Festival

.:Dog Won't Let Man Leave
Hahaha this is hilarious and must be annoying for the owner

.:I Wouldn't Have Gotten Married If This Was Me
I'm all about bad omens and this is one horrible omen

.:Pregorexic...Not Cool
Some women are putting their babies at risk to look good during those 9 months

.:"Satisfaction" Saved My Life
Who knew The Rolling Stones had so much power??  Read on

.:40% Of Gamers Are Girls?!?!
If this is true than how come so many of the guys are virgins??

.:Remember The Lady Who Cloned Her Pit Bull?
Well it seems that she had an outstanding warrant for keeping a Mormon as a sex slave 30 years ago!!!!

.:Best And Worst Small Cars
Money is tight and this may be just what you need...

.:Credit Card Thief Loves Dunkin Donuts
Who would steal a credit card just to buy a gift card??  This guy would

.:Dead Man Asks For Water
Right before the doctors cut in for the autopsy....yep you've heard it right

.:Nude Jogger Strikes!!
I mean I hate sweaty clothes as much as the next person, but come on now

.:Craigslist Encounter Leads To Jail Time
This is what you get when you decide to cheat on your wife with some internet chick

.:Lady Admits To Murder On Radio Show
How dumb can you be to think you brag on the air about a murder??

.:Lightning Strikes
This is why you shouldn't play outside during a storm

.:Man Shoots Wife
But in his defense he was aiming for the fox that was attacking her

.:Ugly Is The New Beautiful?!?!
A New York Agency is looking for the ugly and weird...is this your big break??

.:Hooters And The Humane Society
Animals and boobs...my two favorite things in the world

.:How Much Will It Cost You To Drive??
This is a great website that will determine how much your roadtrip will actually cost you

.:Dogs Tell Alot About A Man
Like men with tiny yippy chihuahuas (Samy) are little wusses

.:Luckiest Baby Ever!!
Born on 08/08/08 at 8:08AM and weighs 8lb 8oz...read on here

.:Walkie Talkie Teaches Kids Fancy Language
And by fancy I mean trucker talk...good luck explaining this

.:Wedding Day Disaster Doesn't Stop Anything
I wouldn't have gone through with it after all the mishaps, but good luck

.:Lady Sues Government For Traffic Congestion
I don't know if this lady has any grounds here but I guess if $16 is worth it

.:All US Adults Could Be Overweight In 40 Years
This is a scary story that I really hope isn't true...read on here

.:Man Robbed While Visiting Wife's Grave
This is the most horrible story I've heard all year long!!!  Soooo sad

.:Man Bets With Weed
No joke he walked into a casino and placed weed instead of cash...

.:8/8/08 Is Coming!!
And it's supposed to be some crazy lucky day or something like that

.:What's Your Spouse Doing??
Are you a stalker and need to know where they're at all the time??

.:Woman Fights Off Lion
And did I mention there was a machete and donkey involved somehow also

.:25 Lowest Paying Jobs
Radio intern wasn't on this list but definitely should've been

.:New Hotness: In Weight Loss
Are you desperate enough to staple your ears to lose weight??

.:School District Bans Teacher Student Texting
DUH!!! This should've happened the day cell phones were invented

.:Don't Call Your Kids Obese
The new appropriate term is "extremely overweight"

.:Man Calls Police On Subway
Yes he called the police bc his sandwich wasn't made right

.:Vanity Fairs Sexiest People
I completely agree for once with a list like this

.:The New Look Of Dating
No longer is there stigma attached for meeting someone on the internet

.:Pet Pampering Gone Too Far
This is the difference between crazies and me

.:Hard To Find 800 Numbers
If you've ever tried to call a big company than you know how hard it is

.:New NFL Code Of Conduct
These new rules seem like they should've been there a long time ago

.:Can You Write Off New Shoes??
I mean if you think about it men write off sports tickets

.:Cosmo's 20 Favorite Sex Tips
OMG!! This is like totally the best list ever

.:Verizon Bans Family From Using Name
I guess the name Libshitz is a little to racy for the telecommunications giant

.:Woman Sells House To Clone Pit Bull
I love my dog as much as the other but this is a tad too much

.:Mountain Lion Eats Family Dog
Did I mention it snuck into the house and snagged him there...GROSSSSSS!!!!

.:Hits The Gas Instead Of The Brake
Funny thing is this is the 2nd time it happened to the same store

.:Thieves Steal Guard Dog
This is the worst story I've read all week...be ashamed of yourself

.:Stay At Home Wives
The new version doesn't have kids nor a job...I envy you

.:Delta To Offer Wifi On Domestic
So as some airlines start charging for water, others are hooking you up

.:8/8/08 Is Coming!!
And people think it's good luck so be prepared for crazies

.:Man Assaulted With Frozen Lasagna
This is not what I had in mind when I said to eat in tonight

.:Kid's Don't Know Lyrics Anymore
And of course parent's found something assinine to blame it on

.:How Dirty Is Your Purse??
You know it's the dirtiest thing you've proabably ever carried??  Yeah no joke

.:Redneck Stone Henge
Of course they would build a fence out of cars

.:Who To Invite To Your Wedding
This is an easy list for the beginning brides out there

.:Starbucks Offers Returning Customers A Discount
But you'll need to prove that you bought something in the morning and who has time for that??

.:What's More Personal
Would you freak out more if people knew your finances or your sexual history??

.:Man Steals Lamp Post
And he says it was his civic duty hahahaha

.:Wife Accuses Husband Of Rape
It's because she didn't like being woke up to have relations...ok really?!?!

.:Shoes That Morph Into Sandles
I want these soooo badly but I'd be embarassed to unzip them

.:Man Uses Device To Change Traffic Signals
OMG this is like some Ocean's 11 kind of stuff...I want one but they're illegal

.:20 Hurt On Tokyo Escalator
You assume little kids will get hurt but not adults...read on here

.:Chris Brown Is A Genius
What came first the song or the jingle???

.:Would You Run Before Watching TV
There talking about making this a feature on electronics

.:Wii Traniner $110 An Hour
This is like twice as much as working out for real

.:Congrats Alexandria
You are one of the skinniest places to live in America...read on here

.:Cheerleaders Ruin Myspace
Why do they post sooo many pics of them doing inappropriate things??

.:Monster Loose On Long Island!!
Are they sure it's not just someone who tanned a tad too long?

.:Condoms In Prison For Free
It's a new controversial program that could be taking place soon...

.:No More Walking While Texting
Officials have nothing better to do and are now trying to ban this

.:Thief Steals Seeing Eye Dog
I never endorse pilfery but I definitely don't endorse this!!!!

.:Thailand Bans GTA IV
All because some kid said he got the idea for his crime from the game...idiots

.:Best Store Ever
There's a new clothing store that has a bar in the middle of the floor...my wife can shop there anytime

.:Hits The Gas Instead Of The Brake
Haha and she was moving out of the apartment that she hit

.:No More License Plate Abbreviations
Thanks to texting people are getting pervy with their plates

.:Animal Lover Spends $15k On Cat Surgery
I love my pets, but this is when you really LOVE your pet

.:Weekends Cause You To Gain Weight
So you're telling me that if I had no breaks ever that I'd be super skinny

.:Many Products Help You Cheat Drug Tests
Samy says "Duh!!!" and I say read the information here

.:Sperm Donor Liable For Child Support
This is not what you sign up for when you donate and get your $50

.:Drug Takes Pleasure Out Of Drinking
This has got to be the worst discovery ever...seriously this is a bad idea

.:The Jolie-Pitt's Twins
In case you haven't seen it, we have the pics

.:Saudi Arabia Bans Dogs For Men
Because they're afraid they will use them to pick up chicks...no seriously