.:Woman Sells Rival's Undies On Ebay
If your man cheats and you find the undies, do you sell them??  She did

.:Kids Bullied Over Brand Clothes
This is not a new story so why do they have one of these every year

.:Cop Sells Fake's To Teens
And guess what???  He got fired...read on

.:Lefties Are Better Drivers
I don't want to start a fight or anything but that's what the scientist's said...

.:Bernie Mac's Top 10
In honor of his genius...I have put this up here for you

.:Weightlifter Dislocates Elbow
If you have a weak stomach you should eat a lot and than watch this video

.:Woman Hits Bicyclist And Runs Off Nude
Nothing gets my day started better than a great story about nude assaults

.:Worst Names Ever (For Athletes)
How as a parent do you not realize you're naming your child that???

.:Can Teachers And Students Be Online Friends??
This is topic that no matter which way you look at it doesn't seem clear

.:Dress Too Short For Boston Mall
Ohhh girl that dress would've been just fine somewhere like Tysons

.:17 Most Recognizable Trademarked Sounds
The worst part is that I knew everyone one of them

.:10 Movies I Can't Wait For 2009 For
If you're a nerdy 80's person like myself, 2009 is gonna be great

.:Survey Says 54% Of Teens Text And Drive
WHAT?!?!  THAT NUMBER'S CLOSER TO 100%...read it all here

.:The Pill Ruins Your Life
You might not be with Mr. Right all because you don't want babies

.:Cheerleading Most Dangerous Sport
I completely understand this but don't get Samy started on it

.:Julia Child's Was A Spy
Remember the old lady who used to cook on PBS??  She was a spy

.:Seacrest At 19 Topless...
I feel like a lot of people are gonna look at this picture today

.:New Hotness: In Dieting
Would you go as far as to staple your ears to shed a few pounds

.:Bigfoot Is Found...Dead
This is soooo sad, but I still highly doubt it's true

.:Monkey Piglet
This thing looks mad creepy but I kinda like it also

.:9 Mind Tricks To Get What You Want
This is what Sarah has been doing to us to get everything...

.:Sexless Moms!!
They say they like it but they just don't need it

.:Tonsils Cause ADHD
But if anything I thought less people had tonsils today, but everyone has ADHD

.:People To Concerned About Gas Prices, So...
They pee in bottles and throw them on the side of the highway?!?!  Read on here

.:Marriage Proposal 2.0
Give him credit a Google Earth proposal is an original idea

.:Chinese Opening Ceremony Drama
Supposedly the girl who originally sang the open was too ugly to perform during the ceremony

.:Giant Dog Turd Causes Havoc In Switzerland
Is there really anything else I can tell you that the title already hasn't???

.:The Illinois State Fair Hog Calling Champion
All I could say when I watched this was, "WOW"!!  See for yourself

.:Pole Dancing For Health
I've always been a big fan of stripping...now you can be also

.:10 Ugliest Political Mistresses
If I had the money of these politicians I definitely would have some hotter women

.:4 Day School Week!!!
This would make Samy so much more lazy than he already is

.:Patrol Seizes 100 Lbs Of Weed
If you are committing crimes don't speed...you'll get caught

.:Britney Spears Pics
And they really aren't that bad at all

.:Girl Cries Crystal Tears
This is awesome...I mean it must hurt but it's still awesome

.:7-11 Becoming Popular During Economic Strife
Who knew that when times got tough they went to convenient stores??

.:Can You Guess These Movie Titles
If you need to waste some time this will definitely help

.:Parents More Worried About Video Games
How has this become more of an issue than alcohol??

.:Teen Bathes At Burger King
And somehow this is his birthday tradition...

.:No Smoking In Movies
That's the new push for Hollywood and for the under 18's

.:New Phishing Scam For Text
If you get random text messages asking for personal info, don't do it...DUH!!!!

.:E-mail Is No Longer Cool
Ohh no it's gonna be like carbs soon and no one is gonna want it

.:Walking And Texting Not Cool
They are trying to ban this and I'm not kidding

.:Facebook Has Worms
Not like your dog does but the kind that ruin your computer

.:Gay Street Will Stay
A church has just lost their fight to change the street name

.:I Seen Beyonce At Burger King
Haha I don't know why but this makes me laugh sooooo much

.:Angelina Jolie Will Ruin Your Computer
I know she looks good but those "pictures" will only crash your comp

.:Married Folks Healthier Than Singles
But not by much so don't get too comfortable in that Lay-Z-Boy

.:Tropic Thunder Gets Boycotted
This isn't looking good for a movie that hasn't even opened yet

.:25 Ways To Get Healthier
These tips don't even look that hard to follow...read them here

.:No More Dogs In School
A certain group is trying to ban hot dogs in school because they cause cancer?!?!

.:Ketchup Slide Competition
What else do you expect from a Hamburger Festival

.:Dog Won't Let Man Leave
Hahaha this is hilarious and must be annoying for the owner

.:I Wouldn't Have Gotten Married If This Was Me
I'm all about bad omens and this is one horrible omen

.:Pregorexic...Not Cool
Some women are putting their babies at risk to look good during those 9 months

.:"Satisfaction" Saved My Life
Who knew The Rolling Stones had so much power??  Read on

.:40% Of Gamers Are Girls?!?!
If this is true than how come so many of the guys are virgins??

.:Remember The Lady Who Cloned Her Pit Bull?
Well it seems that she had an outstanding warrant for keeping a Mormon as a sex slave 30 years ago!!!!

.:Best And Worst Small Cars
Money is tight and this may be just what you need...

.:Credit Card Thief Loves Dunkin Donuts
Who would steal a credit card just to buy a gift card??  This guy would

.:Dead Man Asks For Water
Right before the doctors cut in for the autopsy....yep you've heard it right

.:Nude Jogger Strikes!!
I mean I hate sweaty clothes as much as the next person, but come on now

.:Craigslist Encounter Leads To Jail Time
This is what you get when you decide to cheat on your wife with some internet chick

.:Lady Admits To Murder On Radio Show
How dumb can you be to think you brag on the air about a murder??

.:Lightning Strikes
This is why you shouldn't play outside during a storm

.:Man Shoots Wife
But in his defense he was aiming for the fox that was attacking her

.:Ugly Is The New Beautiful?!?!
A New York Agency is looking for the ugly and weird...is this your big break??

.:Hooters And The Humane Society
Animals and boobs...my two favorite things in the world

.:How Much Will It Cost You To Drive??
This is a great website that will determine how much your roadtrip will actually cost you

.:Dogs Tell Alot About A Man
Like men with tiny yippy chihuahuas (Samy) are little wusses

.:Luckiest Baby Ever!!
Born on 08/08/08 at 8:08AM and weighs 8lb 8oz...read on here

.:Walkie Talkie Teaches Kids Fancy Language
And by fancy I mean trucker talk...good luck explaining this

.:Wedding Day Disaster Doesn't Stop Anything
I wouldn't have gone through with it after all the mishaps, but good luck

.:Lady Sues Government For Traffic Congestion
I don't know if this lady has any grounds here but I guess if $16 is worth it

.:All US Adults Could Be Overweight In 40 Years
This is a scary story that I really hope isn't true...read on here

.:Man Robbed While Visiting Wife's Grave
This is the most horrible story I've heard all year long!!!  Soooo sad

.:Man Bets With Weed
No joke he walked into a casino and placed weed instead of cash...

.:8/8/08 Is Coming!!
And it's supposed to be some crazy lucky day or something like that

.:What's Your Spouse Doing??
Are you a stalker and need to know where they're at all the time??

.:Woman Fights Off Lion
And did I mention there was a machete and donkey involved somehow also

.:25 Lowest Paying Jobs
Radio intern wasn't on this list but definitely should've been

.:New Hotness: In Weight Loss
Are you desperate enough to staple your ears to lose weight??

.:School District Bans Teacher Student Texting
DUH!!! This should've happened the day cell phones were invented

.:Don't Call Your Kids Obese
The new appropriate term is "extremely overweight"

.:Man Calls Police On Subway
Yes he called the police bc his sandwich wasn't made right

.:Vanity Fairs Sexiest People
I completely agree for once with a list like this

.:The New Look Of Dating
No longer is there stigma attached for meeting someone on the internet

.:Pet Pampering Gone Too Far
This is the difference between crazies and me

.:Hard To Find 800 Numbers
If you've ever tried to call a big company than you know how hard it is

.:New NFL Code Of Conduct
These new rules seem like they should've been there a long time ago

.:Can You Write Off New Shoes??
I mean if you think about it men write off sports tickets

.:Cosmo's 20 Favorite Sex Tips
OMG!! This is like totally the best list ever

.:Verizon Bans Family From Using Name
I guess the name Libshitz is a little to racy for the telecommunications giant