This blog is purely so Kate will stop nagging me to 'write a wildspace blog'.

Since I have to write about SOMETHING..today's topic is the CALORIE COUNT on Microwave Popcorn.  Seriously - have you ever tried to decipher one of these?

If you haven't, then you must be wonderfully thin (like KATE).   For the rest of us that have to count calories, you need a friggin degree in astrophysics. 

For starters, why do I care how many calories are in 3 TABLESPOONS UNPOPPED?  That's like telling me how many calories are in the box of hamburger helper before I add the milk and cook it!  Who's going to eat this crap raw? 

I also don't need to know how many calories are in a CUP of POPPED popcorn (like I'm going to measure out cups of "smartpop" before I shove handfuls down my throat, wishing for a CUP of BUTTER to soak it in!).

So..Dear Orville (wait..he's dead..and they guy that plays him on TV now is even more creepy looking than the original dude was)...Dear whoever took Orville's place, JUST TELL ME HOW MANY CALORIES ARE IN THE DAMN BAG AFTER I POP IT.

Are we happy now, Kate?

 :: RADIOWEB ::