I am in DESPERATE need of a massage!!!!Work has been wicked crazy! I also need normal people to come in more often and not be needy ( youre older than 5 youre not helpless ). So before i ask for what I need the suggestion for here are some unspoken RULES on how to treat host staff and servers:

1. Do NOT ask for a booth when the place is empty... we know thats what most people prefer so if you ask you get the crappy booth....

2. If the wait is 20-30 on a friday or saturday.... do NOT be mad!!! Thats actually really good ( if youre a party of 4 or less ) so please be nicer. Some places are a lot longer....

3. If you come in with a party of 6 or more.... yes there will be a wait longer than normal ( unless you call ahead so we can plan ). So its wise not to keep coming up and asking how much longer after we quote you.

4. When we smile and ask how you are doing YES we are sincere so dont walk by like youre better because 99.9% of the time you are NOT!

5. We are not BABYSITTERS!!!!

6. After being seated and asked what would you like to drink.... its OKAY to say you need a min. You wont hurt our feelings!

7. Same thing goes with ordering food.... just be honest and laid back

8. When the food comes out and people are standing in front of you with heavy and hot plates and we ask who has what be ALERT because IT HURTS LIKE HELL standing like a doof with a plate burning 1 hand and a skillet breaking your wrist in the other.

9. If we wow you please be nice on the tip..... $4 on a $150. tab NOT COOL!!!!

10. Call aheads are NOT reservations! There are merely there to put your name on the list so your waits not that long..... we're not Ruth Chris for crying out loud!

So yeah thats it for now.... so heres to my question WHERE CAN I GET A GOOD MASSAGE? Thanks for reading my rant and look forward to hearing from you!