1. How many people have you had sex with in 2007?

1 

2. Weed, coke, speed, crack, heroin, oxy, acid, x, k, peyote, mushrooms, how many have you done?
crack is wack. don't you listen to Nippy?

3. Ever been cheated on?
yes.  but let a man be a dog, and a dog be a man. 

4. Ever paid for sex? 
No. Ding-a-ling can't get a dime from me

5. Ever been married?
nope

6. Ever been divorced?
nope

7. If you had to pick one whats your fave sexual position?
the one where both partners are alive

8. Do you own any guns?
U can find out, just roll in my house late at night...

9. Ever done more than 30 days in jail?
Nope

10. Ever been in rehab?
Nope

11. Have you ever had any sexual experiences with the same sex?
Is this the brokeback mountain quiz..and Ellen?  She's lying, she's lying.  That wasn't me.

12. Ever have sex with anyone that you met on myspace?
I don't think I've ever MET anyone thru myspace, let alone have sex with them.

13. Truthfully... size matters?
Of course it does.  Dont u hate that "o, it slipped" crap?

14. Do you think Arnold could beat up Chuck Norris?
NO.  and David Carradine could put the smack down on bofum

15. What celebrity would you want to have sex with if you had to?
If someone had my family hostage, I'd smash Mr. Bean.

16. Ever been unemployed for over a year since becoming an adult?
Nope.  Mickey D's is ALWAYS hiring (j/k)

17. How many states have you lived in?
four

18. How many countries have you lived in?
one

19. Do you keep a weapon under or next to your bed at night?
See Question #8

20. What celebrity would you want to beat up if you had the chance?
I would issue 50 stooge slaps to Amerca Ferrara and the chick from Heroes, just cuz they arent' real celebrities.  We'll see them in 2 years standing next to Blu Cantrell and Kathy Griffith on the z list.

21. Ever rolled into the harsh ghetto to buy drugs?
what do you even KNOW about the ghetto?  Nuthin, son.  Nuthin.

22. Ever cheated on someone?
yep

23. Ever been paid for sex?
No, but it is tgood enuf to pay for.

24. Ever hired a SPY to follow someone?
Why?  No one is more interesting than me.

25. Ever bang your friends man/woman?
Uh...that depends on your definition.  But we worked it out.  We both dumped him.

26. What is your IQ?
Let's just put it like this:  I'm smarter than you

27. Do you think Mr. Rogers really was a pervert or do you think he just really liked kids?
I'd smash

28. O.J. Simpson......did he do it?
It was never about whether or not he did it. It was about cracking the system that we all vehemently trust for whatever reason.>>YEAH, What Kate said.

29. Fake tits or real tits?
Don't matter.  But big ones are nice to look at, real or not.

30. Ever watch someone die?
we all die a little every day

31. How long has it been since you had sex?
This wasn't sex?

32. Name your favorite beer:
Miller Genuine Draft

9:46am-Have decided I am not blogging at work.  Anymore.  Right after this.

 9:47am-Why are some blogs so clicquish?  Everybody hurts sometimes.  O well.

A lot of people thought Captain and I would never give in to the pressure to raise a little one, but after discussion, we figured that after 4 years we could dedicate our lives to something bigger than ourselves.  We took the plunge last year and now I am proud to show pictures of

BABY MEL

He's due at the end of May/beginning of June.