Ok Jason and Brooke were my favs last night. My boy Danny, who up until last night, was my fav of all time.  I think he just picked the wrong song, which sucks. Maybe it was just me, but I thought the girls sucked, all but Brooke. Leave your comments below, what did you think about last nights' Idol?

Ok I just have to say the FLU SUCKS. Yeah I was stuck in bed the past few days with that damn flu everyone seems to be getting. That on top of the fact I'm a huge baby when I am sick, was not fun. Anyways I'm back, thanks to Toby Knapp for telling everyone I was in rehab as he held down the fort.

--xo Val

Some ways to say "Love You" online....from the pages of Cosmo...

1) Send an E-Cards: There are sooo many sites out there... like someecards.com

2) Post a dirty Video on a Video sharing site: WHAT! Yeah Cosmo said it's ok since you can have pass word protected videos. I'm gonna say pass on this one.

3) Buy him his own website...: Yeah you can get him his own domain, using his name. I think this one is a little too much. (whois.net can tell you if is name is free!)

4) Mix Tape: Nowdays it's more like a iTunes playlist, but yah. Make one and give it to your main squeeze.

5) Fake Flowers: Yup, check out iFlowers.com, and send him a virtual bouquet of flowers.

6) FutureMe.org: There you can do a cute lil e-mail and send it to him at a later date, that is if your still with him (so this might be a bad idea)

A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:

'Please note that this Bank is installing new
Drive-through ATM machines enabling
customers to withdraw cash without leaving
their vehicles.

Customers using this new facility are
requested to use the procedures outlined
below when accessing their accounts.

After months of careful research,
MALE & FEMALE Procedures have been
developed.
Please follow the Appropriate steps for
your gender.'

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MALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.


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FEMALE PROCEDURE:
Unfortunately, most of this part is the Truth.!!!!
1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on
to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet
and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register
and place receipt in back of checkbook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided!
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake.